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Monday, November 13, 2006

I still haven't found what i am blogging for

Hello all u blog readers out there!

Well a few weeks have passed since the last post and a mixed bag of results for the Mighty Skidmarks!

First we started out with a loss to arch rivals Euro Utd in a titanic battle which finished 3-2 to the Euro. It was apparently a pretty flat performace by us but came from form 3 down to try snatch a result like a pickpocket at Cresta. The goalscorers on the night were Mike "Meoooooowwww ....... ggggwwwwaaatooossssh(pussy-whipped)" Lyndon and Bruce "My prodigy" Andersen. Apologies to Brendan's winky which apparently suffered an outrageous stamp by the opposing team, i am sure he will be getting his own back next season.

And then last week we returned to winning ways with an unconvincing 4-3 win over Ryan...he must have improved on his fitness since last season....

Unlike a certain Mr Benitez...we managed to field the same team for 3 weeks in a row which was as follows :

Peri “WE BEAT CHELSEA" Zourides
Dom “no goals in 4 games” Albrecht
Bruce “I used all my tricks last week” Andersen
Ulindi “3-0” Makahya
Mike ”buy a watch" Lyndon
Brendan ”blue balls”McNiven
Peter ”im not that old” Dunias

The big news of this game....well i will let Peri "The Editor" Zourides tell you :

I'll take you back in time. to a place far far away... over the course of our The Skidmark legacy we’ve had many goal scorers, the ginga ninja, fat bum, the matrix, MTN, the reason, all skidmarks legends who have written their names in goalscoring history, even a certain slick got his name on the score card.

There has though been 1 name absent from that list, a certain keeper who with his Mo Hawk and tattoo...who always managed to pull off a sublime save here or there and then on the odd occasion let 1 slip in near post. His heroics have saved us on occasion and with his lightning burst of pace he’s set up some of our great scorers but alas never been able to put his name on the sheet coming close on occasions but never finishing, until last weekthat is."

WELL DONE B DOGG!!!! ABOUT BLADDY TIME TOO!!!!

The other goalscorers were Dom(2) and Bruce!

That puts the Golden Skidmark standings like this :

1. Bruce "Told you he would win the Golden Skidmark" Andersen - 7
2. Dom "Scarface" Albrecht - 4
3. Richard "Zeus" Kenny - 2
4. Brendan "Drogba" McNiven
5. Luke "Do my goals from the UK count?" Hatfield - 1
6. Peri "Roald Dahl" Zourides - 1
7. Ulundi "Ronaldinho/vice - captain" Makhanya -1
8. Mike "Meow" Lyndon

Not a great goalscoring return this year....Bruce seems to have it in the bag but we have all seem Dom score 4/5 in a game before so Bruce if i was you i would bring down some pretty girls in lederhousens to distract him.

Thats the Skidmarks news for now....i will be posting some pics from the UK up a little later!

Keep it real and brown!

Ginja Ninja

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