Nearly the end of the week

Hey fellow Skidmarks,

'Tis nearly the end of the week so i thought you guys deserve another post. Thanks Fred for that wonderful quote which i will now be plaguerising onto our Blog!

After another Mbambo type footballing display from Juventus last night including the sending off of Pavel Nedved, the following arrived on the internet today :

Emmanuel Eboue : "I think it was about the 70th minute I suddenly notice my shorts felt heavy. I reached into my right pocket and noticed there was a little Czech International footballer with long blonde hair in there! Bugger me for not noticing before, but he must have been in my pocket the whole game prior to that! I think he got sent off a few minutes later."

Well done i suppose to the Arsenal scum but lets hope they don't get much farther not that it looks like Spurs (Come on you Spurs) will get that 4th spot but hey we can dream!

So anyway, some injury news, after being kicked on the "knee" by the rather large iPod ( that doesn't sound right ) the Greek was claiming on Tuesday of swelling and pain etc. When he was asked where he had been kicked, he duly replied "On the.....fankle"....now i could be wrong but fankle is either a mix between Foot and Ankle (nowhere near the knee) or F#cking ankle....again nowhere near the knee. So he has only been back from Dubai for a week and he is already shrowded in controversy!

Tomorrow is national cleavage day which will be thoroughlly enjoyable for you Skidmarks and Skidmark-lovers. We will be posting a picture of some wonderful cleavage in the near future, in fact this cleavage inspires me of a little anecdote which happened not 2 days ago.

The scene was set, as a hot little Jewish girl (with rather large cleavage) had something tossed/dropped/inserted into her cleavage by a person who's birthday it was on this very day. This person then remarked "My, you have the type of cleavage that you just wanna throw things down"......fair comment if i do say so myself, upon which, another male who was sitting in the room and overhearing this remarked "Yes, like your tongue....".

Yes, maybe it was one of those "Had to be there" moments, but none the less, our inspirational goalkeeping sensation Brendan "Mad Dogg" McNiven insisted it be included on this Blog. Where does "Mad Dogg" come from you might say ? Well i made it up right now, on the fly! and i quite like it!

Anyway, i am sure i have a job to do around here...somewhere so....

Boom goes the dynamite.

Check out the vid at this link, if only we had throw-ins in 5-a-side

http://www.treets.co.za/soccerhead.wmv