Facts

Hey, the IT people out there should enjoy these....

Chuck Norris can ping 256.256.256.256 and get a reply.
Chuck Norris invented C++ after roundhouse kicking C – TWICE
Chuck Norris has the IP 0.0.0.0
Chuck Norris' computer boots into Windows XP Pro even though only DOS is installed.
Chuck Norris' email address is ChuckNorris. He IS the internet domain.
Chuck Norris is mailer-daemon
Chuck Norris is Dr Watson
Format c: is the request to have Chuck Norris come roundhouse kick your PC
Chuck Norris never gets the page cannot be displayed error
Machine code is another name for Chuck Norris language
Chuck Norris CPU doesn't have a fan
Chuck Norris can write DVDs using a floppy drive
Chuck Norris invented the internet
Chuck Norris can paste pics in Notepad
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his 14400k modem & thats how we got ADSL
Chuck Norris' Dot matrix printer prints photos - in colour
Chuck Norris' monitor has no glare...no-one glares at Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a yahoo account with hotmail
Chuck Norris has an Intel CPU on an AMD motherboard
Chuck Norris website has never had a hit - Nobody hits Chuck Norris' website



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