Golden Skidmark

Can you Adam and Steve it....i forgot to post the latest Golden Skidmark standings after Mondays disappointing result, must be cos i didn't score!

Here you go :

1) Dom - 10
2) Luke - 6
3) Gary - 5
4) Barney - 3
5) Bruce -1
6) Jason -1

Looks like Dom should have it in the bag so don't worry you will be receiving your hearty pat on the back and a well done handshake...

Also, well done to Old Parks 2nds last night for issuing a 3-0 hiding to Orlando Pirates last night in the 2nd round of the cup!

A little joke :


Little Jabu goes into the kitchen, where his mom is baking. He puts his
hand in the flour, and wipes it all over his face! "Look, Mamma! I em a
WHITE boy!"

His mom SLAPS him in the face, and tells him to go show his father. He
goes to his father in the living room, and says:"Look, Pappa! I em a
WHITE boy!"

His father "GEE HOM 'N MOERSE KLAP" in his face, and tells him to go
show his grandmother. The boy goes to his grandmother's room, and says:
"Look, Gogo! I em a WHITE boy!"

His grandmother DONNERS the #%&* out of him, and sends him back to his
mother. His mother taps her foot, and asks him: "Now, Jabu! Tell me...
Did you LEN something from THAT, heh?"

"I deed LEN something, Mamma.." replies Jabu, "I hev only been White for
5 minutes, end ALREADY I hate you black $^&&*#@ PEOPLE!!!!"