Some videos of your fellow skidmarks

Click on links below to download clips :

Gary "Fat Bum" Hatfield boozed and passed out at 11AM in the morning with the reflexes of a dead mongoose.

Mike "Naked Lekker" Sarakis getting ....naked....lekkkkkerrrr

RESULT : Skidmarks 7 - 4 Village Morons....i mean Idiots

Once again we fielded a slightly weaker team for this game with a couple players missing but we managed to bring in some strong replacements and taught the Village Idiots a lesson they won't forget! At 4-3 up midway through the 2nd half they began counting their chickens but they didn't count on our strong finish giving us a convincing 7-4 victory!

There is a lot of other stuff to post and i can't remember much of the game so i won't do a full match report this time around.

The team for Monday was :
1) Gary "Sleepy head" Hatfield
2) Jonathan "Crackerlackerjacker" Hancock
3) Peri "I am now on a billboard on 14th Avenue" Zourides
4) Brendan "B Dogg" McNiven
5) Dom "Golden Skidmark" Albrecht
6) Glen "Sol Campbell" Johnstone
7) Peter "Freund" Dunias
8) Mike "Do something silly so i can give u a nickname" Lyndon

Well done guys it was one of the best performances of the season and a special mention to Barney for his 4 spectacular goals! The others were scored by Gary(2) and Dom(1)!

Here are the final standings for the season, not too bad finishing 3rd to iPods and a much improved JSE side but i feel with a full strength team next season we can definately look at claiming our first league title...

Dun Dun Dun .....and here we have it ladies and gentleman! the Golden Skidmark award goes to Dom "The Baby Rhino" / "Don't Mention the War" / "2 World Wars and 1 World Cup" Albrecht!!!!!

Well done Dom!

1) Dom - 11
2) Barney - 7
4) Gary - 7
3) Luke - 6
5) Bruce -1
6) Jason -1

So thats it for about 6 weeks now, i'll try keep you entertained with pictures and clips of your favorite Skidmarks players....starting off with an ex-Skidmark in the form of Mike "Naked...LEKKER" Sarakis......don't even ask...

* CLIPS COMING SOON!!!! *

Enjoy!

Golden Skidmark

Can you Adam and Steve it....i forgot to post the latest Golden Skidmark standings after Mondays disappointing result, must be cos i didn't score!

Here you go :

1) Dom - 10
2) Luke - 6
3) Gary - 5
4) Barney - 3
5) Bruce -1
6) Jason -1

Looks like Dom should have it in the bag so don't worry you will be receiving your hearty pat on the back and a well done handshake...

Also, well done to Old Parks 2nds last night for issuing a 3-0 hiding to Orlando Pirates last night in the 2nd round of the cup!

A little joke :


Little Jabu goes into the kitchen, where his mom is baking. He puts his
hand in the flour, and wipes it all over his face! "Look, Mamma! I em a
WHITE boy!"

His mom SLAPS him in the face, and tells him to go show his father. He
goes to his father in the living room, and says:"Look, Pappa! I em a
WHITE boy!"

His father "GEE HOM 'N MOERSE KLAP" in his face, and tells him to go
show his grandmother. The boy goes to his grandmother's room, and says:
"Look, Gogo! I em a WHITE boy!"

His grandmother DONNERS the #%&* out of him, and sends him back to his
mother. His mother taps her foot, and asks him: "Now, Jabu! Tell me...
Did you LEN something from THAT, heh?"

"I deed LEN something, Mamma.." replies Jabu, "I hev only been White for
5 minutes, end ALREADY I hate you black $^&&*#@ PEOPLE!!!!"

Result : Skidmarks 2 - 6 Euro Utd

Yes you are reading right....a second defeat of the season for the might mighty Skidmarks!

Not for many a year has the world witnessed the Skidmarks losing 2 games in a season, but due to injuries, laziness, sickness and academicaness...(studying) , we were forced to field a team more inexperienced than Theo Walcott.

The team was as follows :
1) Brendan "B Dogg" McNiven
2) Peri www.mtnsp.co.za Zourides
3) Mike "nothing to mock him about" Lyndon
4) Dom "The Bulldozer" Albrecht
5) Darryl "The Breaker" (DEBUT)
6) Jason "Left Foot" (DEBUT)
7) Gregg "Can't think of anything" (DEBUT)

So we got off to a bad start and were 2-0 down in no time which soon became 4-0 at half time will us barely offering a shot at goal apart from Dom's pearler of a free kcik which was saved well by the keeper. Second half we started playing a little bit better as the okes got to know each other but we still conceded another goal before Dom pressured the goalkeeper on the wall forcing a mistake which allowed him to tap into the empty net. We looked the better team for about 15 seconds after that but Euro responded with a quickfire goal to make the score 6-1. Then a moment of brilliance from B Dogg who - with the Euro goalkeeper out fo his goals - hurled a huge throw into Jasons pass who managed to volley into the empty net under pressure from the despairing defender. That was how it stayed for the rest of the game.

Luckily we are not really challenging for the title this year so this game did not matter so much. However i am sure we would not want to lose next week or we could see our worst league position in a while of 4th or 5th.

Its OK tho, we are playing a bunch of idiot....Village Idiots to be exact.....not the easiest team to finish off the season to but still! So play of the day is tied between B Dogg for his awesome throwout and Darryl for his crunching wall tackle which the game had been crying out for.....the opposition fell to the floor like Drogba when he actually gets fouled, it was a foul the Ninja would have been proud of!

Check out this pic from the www.mtnsp.co.za website....can u say SHVOLLER!!!!
SHVOLLER!

Result : Skidmarks 7 - 3 Mbambo

Well....it was a fairly cold evening and we were relatively short-staffed with a couple late cancellations but the six players who were there were determined to get a result...cue teamsheet :

1)Luke "Ginja Ninja" Hatfield
2)Dom "Peter Crouch" Albrecht
3)Brendan "Near Post" McNiven
4)Peri "Poo" Zourides
5)Mike "I have a beard" Lyndon
6)Bruce "The Matrix" Andersen

anyway, it was a slow start to the the game and we looked half asleep and went a goal down...oh and "bubble butt" was playing...anywho....Dom "WTF" Albrecht scored a goal which i can't remember to make the scores 1-1 before The Ginja Ninja crossed for the Rhino to "thigh" into the goal to make the scores 2-1 to us...Mbambo scored a 2nd...i won't point any fingers for the goal at Peri "7 touches" Zourides......shortly before halftime the Ginja Ninja capitalised on a mistake from the Mbambo goalkeeper to make the scores 3-2 going into the 2nd half. Dom "I can like to score" Albrecht completed his hat trick early in the 2nd half following up his rebounded shot to smack the ball past the sprawling goalkeeper.Score update=4-2. Mbambo scored another, beating B Dogg low on the near post but it turned out to be a mere consolation at The Skidmarks turned on the stlye.....First The Ginja Ninja broke down the right to square the ball to Dom "Yes thats 4!!!!!" Albrecht to tap past the goalkeeper and then Dom "yes 4!!!!" Albrecht trying hard for his 5th had a shot with rebounded for the Ginja to get his 2nd of the game.....but there was more....with the team tiring more and more, Dom "read on" Albrecht collected the ball in the corner and with no support whatsoever managed to dribble out of the corner past a defender, round the goalkeeper before slotting the ball from an almost impossible angle.....thats 5 for the Baby Rhino ....yes 5.....and he duly celebrated with a "Peter Crouch" style celebration!

Well done Dom, that puts you in the lead for the golden skidmark..updated list is below :

1) Dom - 9
2) Luke - 6
3) Gary - 5
4) Barney - 3
5) Bruce -1

Thanks Bruce for a very relevant clip which you can download below :

Click Here

Update : I nearly forgot, Peter "He kicked my fankle" Dunias made his long awaited comeback in the last 5 minutes as the 7th player....welcome back Slick!

The Robot Dance Link

Check out the link to the infamous Peter Crouch Robot Dance here :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96eSrFlUVh0&feature=Views&page=1&t=t&f=b

He's big and he's red and his feet stick out the bed....he's peter crouch!!!

next weeks game is versus Mbambo at 20:45, we claimed a default victory of 5-0 over La Campagnola after they failed to pitch for the game, must have been because they heard Irish was playing for us!!!!

The Robot Dance!

Hey Shvollers!

you guys can thank Peri "The Hairy Greek" Zourides for this lovely picture of the Ginja Ninja. See a copy of his email below :

"Last week our famed red leader was away but app 1 nite he snuck out and went clubbing without his Miss', a photo was taken showing the shocking truth."

Yes very funny Peri, but remember, the Ginja controls this blog and has no mercy!!!


And thanks Herbert for this lekkkkkerr picture of Mike "Cushions" Sarakis!!!

Well done Peter Crouch for scoring for a change and me thinks we might need to be using his celebration sometime...i nominate Gary "Crouch is God" Hatfield!!!